Homer Simpson: "Damn it!"

Grampa Simpson: "Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch."

Dr. Nick Riviera: "Hi, everybody!" Bart/Homer: "Hi, Dr. Nick!"

Dennis Nedry: "Ah, ah, ah. You didn't say the magic word." - From Jurassic Park

Jabba the Hutt: "Ho ho ho ho."

Homer and Mr. Burns: Homer takes messages for Mr. Burns.

Soup Nazi: "No soup for you!"

Duke Nukem: "Let's rock."

Homer Simpson: "I'm going outside to stalk... Lenny and Carl... d'oh!"

Homer Simpson: "Woo hoo! Look at that blubber fly!"

Homer Simpson: "Mmm... urinal fresh."